- Friend: when I'm single, no one wants me
- Friend: when I'm taken, everyone wants me
- Me: no one ever wants me so lol
people who unfollow soon after you follow them back
lol do you honestly think you’re slick
twat
- me watching a movie: omg i saw that gif
Problems of teenagers.
- most teenagers: omg my parents caught me smoking yesterday
- me: why can't I untangle these earphones
The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
(Source: olvidare)
